Turn your snack game into a full-on comedy moment with our “Shark Coochie Board” — because honestly, who can say “charcuterie” correctly? Measuring approximately 12" × 6" and ½" thick, this wooden board brings together practical size, lightweight handling, and a hilarious design that steals the show every time.
Each board is sublimated on both sides with the exact same design, so whichever side is up, you’ve got that bold, funny “Shark Coochie Board” phrase on full display. Whether you’re slicing cheese, arranging meats, or setting it out as décor, the humor is visible from every angle.
Made from smooth, sturdy wood, this board is perfect for everyday hosting — wine nights, girls’ nights, family get-togethers, or just snacking solo while laughing at your own jokes. The double-sided sublimation keeps the design vibrant and durable, so it won’t peel or fade over time.
It also makes an excellent hostess gift, housewarming present, holiday surprise, or treat for anyone who loves charcuterie but absolutely refuses to pronounce it properly.
Hand wash only. Do not soak.
Turn your snack game into a full-on comedy moment with our “Shark Coochie Board” — because honestly, who can say “charcuterie” correctly? Measuring approximately 12" × 6" and ½" thick, this wooden board brings together practical size, lightweight handling, and a hilarious design that steals the show every time.
Each board is sublimated on both sides with the exact same design, so whichever side is up, you’ve got that bold, funny “Shark Coochie Board” phrase on full display. Whether you’re slicing cheese, arranging meats, or setting it out as décor, the humor is visible from every angle.
Made from smooth, sturdy wood, this board is perfect for everyday hosting — wine nights, girls’ nights, family get-togethers, or just snacking solo while laughing at your own jokes. The double-sided sublimation keeps the design vibrant and durable, so it won’t peel or fade over time.
It also makes an excellent hostess gift, housewarming present, holiday surprise, or treat for anyone who loves charcuterie but absolutely refuses to pronounce it properly.
Hand wash only. Do not soak.
