Add a wickedly funny twist to your kitchen routine with our “This Is Where I Murder the Vegetables” wooden cutting board — the perfect blend of humor, function, and everyday usefulness. Measuring approximately 12" × 6" and ½" thick, this board gives you the perfect amount of workspace for slicing, prepping, serving, or just showing off your wonderfully dramatic personality.
Each board is sublimated on both sides with the exact same design, so no matter which way you flip it, the bold, humorous phrase is front and center. Whether it’s sitting on your counter, hanging on a hook, or being used for food prep, the design stays visible, vibrant, and impossible to ignore.
Crafted from smooth, durable wood, this board is lightweight enough for daily use but sturdy enough to handle all your chopping—carrots, onions, celery, and every vegetable you’re “murdering” with your culinary skills. It’s as functional as it is funny, making it an instant conversation starter.
Perfect for gifting to the cook who makes meal prep entertaining, the friend who loves a dark joke, or anyone who wants their kitchen décor to show a little personality.
Hand wash only. Do not soak.
Add a wickedly funny twist to your kitchen routine with our “This Is Where I Murder the Vegetables” wooden cutting board — the perfect blend of humor, function, and everyday usefulness. Measuring approximately 12" × 6" and ½" thick, this board gives you the perfect amount of workspace for slicing, prepping, serving, or just showing off your wonderfully dramatic personality.
Each board is sublimated on both sides with the exact same design, so no matter which way you flip it, the bold, humorous phrase is front and center. Whether it’s sitting on your counter, hanging on a hook, or being used for food prep, the design stays visible, vibrant, and impossible to ignore.
Crafted from smooth, durable wood, this board is lightweight enough for daily use but sturdy enough to handle all your chopping—carrots, onions, celery, and every vegetable you’re “murdering” with your culinary skills. It’s as functional as it is funny, making it an instant conversation starter.
Perfect for gifting to the cook who makes meal prep entertaining, the friend who loves a dark joke, or anyone who wants their kitchen décor to show a little personality.
Hand wash only. Do not soak.
